It seems like last Mother’s day was only yesterday. iThisyear, I’m the first one awake and amused by this tweet:
Wife: What did you get me for Mother’s Day?
Me: Our four children, the greatest gift of all.
Wife:
Me: Apology jewelry and booze.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 6, 2016
I know right? Happy Mother’s Day ladies. May you realize your inner beauty and reap the rewards of your self expression despite the continual demands of self sacrifice.
